Neighborhood: Pilsen Do you know the kind of assholes she has to deal with on a daily basis while she’s working at the bar? On Tuesdays, all these chumps come in for Tinder dates (grape bombs are on special). She went out for drinks after work and things got a bit crazy. You break up with her and she seems to take it a little too well.
Neighborhood: South Shore Jules constantly makes fun of you for your lack of knowledge about “the other side of town.” She says stuff like “grachkis,” “da mare,” and “crazy 100s.” She knows how to shotgun a beer flawlessly, because she grew up with five brothers.
She listens to Bon Jovi and plays in a pretty competitive softball league. Your first date: You meet her at Daley’s Restaurant and she orders for you. The inevitable breakup: One night, after an extra-innings softball loss, she gets too tipsy and calls you a sissy. Neighborhood: Logan Square Courtney moved from Missoula, Montana to the big city to pursue a music career and take advantage of her stunning looks.
She works as a waitress, and plays solo shows and open mics around town on her off nights.
Your first date: You go see a local band at Quenchers and share a tater-tot pizza.