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Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?
" He replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
When the service was over, I said a prayer and walked to my car. "I think you're bad luck." A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
As I opened the door, I heard one of the workers say, "I never saw anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years." Sign behind an Amish carriage: Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company.
He said, "I'm not happy." I said, "Well, which one are you then? The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, "You know there are only nine words here?
She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!
Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.